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September 2019
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SEARCHING FOR SPEAKERS: Please pass your ideas on to Lowell or Reed.

Winter Wonderland report: Sales were down due to weather and less time (6 days less) 2.812 cars, 10788 people Gate Sales $38,388 compared to $53,981 last year Dwan is working on ideas to bring in more people Thank you Dwan for your fabulous work on this project this year.

DATES FROM PRESIDENT NICK
APRIL 23-25 GET INTO THE THE RHYTHM NATIONAL CONVENTION
MAY 13TH SERTOMAN OF THE YEAR
MAY 20TH ANNUAL MEETING/ELECTION
MAY 27TH ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
JUNE 3 SERVICE TO MANKIND

February 26th  Karen Munsterteiger,Karla Nelson, Bob Nibbe,

March 4th Jeff Olson, James Owens, Becky Pakarinen
March11th Karen Pederson, Gerry Peterson, John Raboin
March 18th Collin Rehbein, Diane Rook Johnson, Jaime Rowlette
March 25th LoriRubin, Bob Sherman, Dick Stoltman
April 1 Kevin Stumpf, Ken Toole, Emily Tuomi
April 11th Tim Volkmuth, Gary Walters, Nick Weeks
April 18th Keith Wieser, Kathy Williams, Carol Winegar
April 25th Shannon Wussow, Susie Alters, Joyce Anderson
May 1st Amber Babineau, Carolyn Bare, DeAnn Barry

• Lightning was very happy to sell his Pound guys flood insurance. You all want to stay out of his dreams though!!
• Still missing Uncle Art-we hope you feel better soon.
• Karen fined Mike D because he complained she wasn’t doing it enough
• Diane R-J paid a welcome back from Thailand fine.
• Chuck and Mary got fined for winning everything.
• Charlie Ba had to pay a Cancun tan fine.
• Bob N paid for asking Mau how he got rid of the snow for his no snow comment on the family picture in front of the store
• Kathy W was smart–she had Pam pay her sweet and innocent fine.
• Shannon W was happy because the Women’s Center got a grant.
• Lowell is happy to be on his way to Ft. Meyers.
• Harper was happy because she got to come to lunch with her Mom. What a breath of fresh air to have her sitting at the newsletter end of the table.
• Ken T was happy cause his son finished in the top five in a fishing tournament.
• Mary M was happy because she was going to Ft Meyers too but not with Lowell.
• Happy birthday to our sergeant.
• The Arizona golf crew is not back but from the pictures the Mesa Tournament was a huge success. Pam is happy she wore her Sertoma shirt today and a certain sergeant would have fined her for sure.
• Catholic Hairdryer just a fun joke.
  In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings:Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.
  An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’
  ‘Of course child. What may I do for you?’
  ‘Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?’
  ‘I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.’
  ‘With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.’
  When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, ‘Father, do you have anything to declare?’
  ‘From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.’
  The official thought this answer strange, so asked, ‘And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?’
  ‘I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.’
  Roaring with laughter, the official said, ‘Go ahead, Father. Next please!’
• A FISHING JOKE IN HONOR OF OUR SPEAKER
  A guy had planned a fishing trip to his favorite fishing spot on the flats of Florida.
  He packed and began the trip to the water.He launched his boat, motored to his sea trout honey hole, and began fishing.In no time, he caught the biggest trout he’d ever caught.He cast out again and was delighted to catch an even larger trout.Every cast, he caught a trophy fish.Then his mobile phone rang; it was the hospital telling him his wife had been admitted to the emergency room.She may die, they told himThe fisherman is worried, but he wants to catch the world record trout, so he decides to have just a few more casts.He pulls in three more really huge trout, but his conscience begins to get the better of him, so he reluctantly pulls anchor and motors back to his car to go to the hospital.Running into the emergency room, he meets up with a stern-looking doctor.The doctor sees the man dressed for fishing and scolds the husband: “Your wife has been at death’s door for hours now. You kept fishing after you were called, didn’t you? You ought to be ashamed!”The fisherman sobbed it was true.“Well,” said the doc, “I hope you had a good time; your wife will survive, but your fishing days are over…She will require constant care from now on… 24 hours per day. You will have to do everything for her.”The fisherman sobbed, “Oh God, I didn’t think it was that bad, I feel terrible!!!!”The doc grinned and nudged the fisherman with his elbow…”Just kidding, buddy… she’s dead. How many did you catch?”