Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
 
Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota Newsletter - Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
YE OFFICIAL SERTOMA NEWSLETTER
September 19, 2007

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Program 
Janet Kurtz bills herself as a "bilingual optimist" and she came to Sertoma today to promote a scholarship fundraiser. The 5th Annual Festival Latino will be held on September 29th from 1 to 5 p.m. at the Arboretum. The cost is $10 for adults and $5 for students if you buy your tickets early. The price goes up $2 at the door and tickets are available at the CLC Info Desk. For more information you can call 855-8183.

The second part of the program was a report from Chairman of the Board Steve Mau. It was a well attended Board Meeting with 20 people. Monies have been dispursed from the Sponsorship Committeee: $1500 for St Francis hearing, $1,000 for a hearing aide, $2.000 to United Way and $500 for the Crisis Line. Bob Nibbe will be storing the flags over the winter. The Swinging Sertomans have 8 booked shows right now. The following people are the go-to guys for the Winter Wonderland: Rory Coit/Marketing, Lori Rubin/Sales, Tom Krekow/Holiday Village Coordinator, Julia Sullivan/Concessions, Paul Heinlein/Parade Float, Joe Schulte/Staffing, Darren Larson/Financial/ Bonnie Cumberland/Kids Contest, Steve Augustinack and Steve Mau/Infrastructure, and Scott Fisher-Bill Mitsch-Jim Grant/Lighting Display Install.
Thanks Bob Nibbe and Julia Sullivan for taking notes!
Announcements
NO MEETING SEPTEMBER 26TH United Way Chili Cookoff--see you at Booth 36
Friday October 5th Blue and White Day at the Senior Center for those 55 or over 1:30-3:30
Take down help is still needed for the Taste of Home Show in Wadena October 6th.
Thursday, October 4th New Member Orientation at the Chapparal. 6 p.m. Be sure to sign up if you are a sponsor or a new member.
Minnesota Fall Conference October 7th St. Paul Holiday East 10:30-7:30. Talk to Gary Walters or Julia Sullivan if you are interested--includes a banquet and Scott Hansen entertaining.
Sept. 21 Forest View Set Up 35-40 booths 15 volunteers needed
Sept. 22 Forest View Take Down 2:45
October 5th Taste of Home Wadena Set Up. 2:30 carpool. 20 needed.
Take down is October 6th with a 1:30 carpool time.
Great In '08 website is up. Take a look.
Brainerd Area Sertoma Club Calendar
Got a big event coming up—want to let everyone know?
Go to the interactive calendar and post it for all to see.
Pipe and Drape Schedule
Ceiling Dates
 
Blue Ticket Winner
Tom Krekow
Pot-O-Gold Winner
Karla Nelson
Attendance                    
Members 70 Guests 4
Guests: Janet Kurtz-Latino Festival, Chris Villella from Bada Bings who is joining, Paulette Buck-Winter Wonderland Volunteer, and Thomas Vasecka-Holiday Inn Express.
*Everyone is encouraged to bring potential members to a Sertoma meeting with the Club picking up the cost. However, you will be billed $9.50 for any other guests.
Greeter Schedule
Remember: As greeter you have several duties. You need to arrive about 10 minutes early. It is your job to greet people, help them find their badges and sell them a ticket if they wish to participate. The money collected must be divided by the Greeters equally--half goes to the Current Club Treasurer for the social committee and half goes to the Club President along with the bucket of tickets. Be there by 11:45 and call somebody to substitute for you if you can't be there.
ATTENTION THE GREETER SCHEDULE CHANGED DUE TO THE CHILI COOKOFF
Sept. 26 No Meeting
Oct. 3 Jim Grant, Paul Gropper, Chris Gross
Oct. 10 Nate Grotzke, Allen Hall, Nanci Hallam
Oct. 17 Matt Hanneken, Jim Hanson, Patti Hartman
Sertoman of the Day
Since I skipped the meeting and I never have time to actually do this in front of the group, I thought I would take this opportunity to do my Sertoman of the Day speech.
My name is Pam Sachs and I am a retired English teacher who spent 32 years teaching English (I can recite the whole poem "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe by heart, I have read all the Shakespeare plays even the boring ones, and most of my students could identify all the parts of speech, pick apart a sentence and write a coherent paragraph by the time they graduated). I also directed 27 plays, kept official score for hundreds of basketball and football games and wrestling matches, and produced the school newsletter for several years. I was hired part time by the Staples World to report the school news but that came to a screeching halt when the Motley School News outshone the Staples School News!! I was born in Brainerd, moved to Ironton as a baby, and when my father wanted to move me to East Gull Lake I made him buy me a horse. This lead to Monty's Riding Stable--in my guiding years I used to ride 7 days a week sometimes as many as 10 hours a day so I have put in as much time on a horse as any cowboy you will meet today. I still have four horses. The Motley Staples School is the only district in the state that paired and unpaired. During the turmoil, I was bored with teaching so few students in the newly revived Motley High School (talk about class size being an issue, going from 30 to 3 was culture shock for me), so I taught myself a great deal about computers. My computer background and my newsletter background slid me right into my current job as newsletter editor for both Sertoma and Camp Confidence. Besides Meals on Wheels which is my other volunteer position, I am the gambling manager at Ernies and work part time keeping track of the gambling and selling pulltabs. Jeff Olson wanted me to join Sertoma for years. In fact, I worked with the Sertomans from the beginning of Jeff's job at Confidence at the Mariucci Fiesta. Finally, when I retired I joined because I really wanted to give something back to the Brainerd community and Sertoma definitely gives you a sense of being needed. Sertoma has grown in scope and magnitude tremendously in the last 6 years due to dynamic leadership from both new and old members. I am proud to be a Sertoman. My most embarrassing moment occurred at a boys basketball game. As a graduate of Washington High School and a member of the band, I knew the Star Spangled Banner by heart and could play it on my flute. When girls basketball made it impossible for the band to play at all the home games, I would stand out in the middle of the floor and play the anthem. One year they forgot to tell me I was doing it for the first game against arch rival Verndale. Needless to say--I got half way through it and forgot where I was. The good thing is I started over and managed to finish. The bad thing is, if I go to Verndale right now someone would be bound to recognize me and say, "Aren't you that woman who can't play the Star Spangled Banner on her flute very well?" Hydroplaning off the end of the Gull Dam Road almost into the River runs a close second, but hundreds of people don't know about that one. The Mariucci photo by Tom Krekow of Aaron Thomas Photography shows me with Eric Klinger who has worked two summers at Camp and is a former student. As Middle School Student Council Advisor, I brought Eric to Camp for the first time when our school sent several buses of students to work at Camp at our Make a Difference Day.
Of Note
The Salvation Army sent a Thank You note for our help with the Bike Helmets
Rumor Corner 
Pam wasn't at Sertoma today so here is a little canned humor to brighten your day)
KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
  1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6)
  2. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
  3.  If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea All round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
  4. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
  5. A dolphin breaths through an a__hole on the top of its head. (Billy Age 8)
  6. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
  7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the Ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle To make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off Eating beans. (Billy age 7)
  8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
  9. I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always Screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big Sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
  10. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give You a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they Have to plug themselves into chargers. (Chris age 7)
  11. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my Willy small. (Kevin age 6)
  12. Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers Can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
  13. On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she wasGoing very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired Right up her fat butt. (Julie age 7)
Photo's
Photos Photos Everywhere New photos go up almost every week on our new Sertoma Photo Gallery. http://sertomaphotos.brainerd.com 
Notes from your President
 
If you are not receiving the newsletter notification or the emails announcing special events, please contact Pam Sachs either at 218 829 7761 or eglponys@brainerd.net.
 
Sandra Bonde (ehrichappraisals@charter.net) is in charge of the Sertoman of the Day schedule. Contact her to take advantage of this great opportunity to share your story and get some free advertising (and no fines for the day). The form is also available here on our website.

Kari Barnes and her assistant Cathy Picek are the go-to folks for Pipe and Drape information.

Need awards? Did you lose your pin? Bonnie Cumberland (bcumberland@mailstation.com) is the person in charge of awards and meeting paraphernalia.