Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
 
Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota Newsletter - Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
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YE OFFICIAL SERTOMA NEWSLETTER
November 5, 2008

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Program 
Four individuals actively involved in Bridges Workplace connection and Career Academies made lengthy presentation to Sertoma today. Their many focus was to interest business people in the audience in supporting their efforts to help high school students explore careers by providing hands-on experiences. Pictured from left to right are Kevin Thesing, Mary Gottsch, Cindy Brey, and Pat Swarthout. This is a partnership between business and education to help students fulfill personal and career goals. Many teenagers do not understand what the job itself involves and they end with a degree that they cannot use. The interesting fact is that 20% of the jobs of the future do not need college degrees. Young people need to be encouraged to stay in the area and train for these jobs. The new worker needs to thinking for change, willing to speak up and must possess the ability to solve problems and engage effectively with co-workers. The three goals of the local organization have been to increase career education, to promote hands on learning for credit through the Bridges Career Academy and Workplace Connection and conduct a marketing and educational promotion to get businesses and education involved. November 18th is second big Career Exploration Day scheduled at Craguns. They are expecting 1800 plus students from 22 schools. Businesses were contacted and areas were set up where all businesses from a certain area would create hands-on experiences and provide personnel who can directly relate what these new jobs are all about as well as acquainting the students with some of the equipment. Mary has been absolutely amazed at the cooperation between rival businesses to set up these experiences. Most school districts have had to cut their career exploration programs and many of their vocational offerings because of lack of funds. The goal of this group is to expand their offerings into the junior high school to cover these gaps.
Thanks Pam Sachs for taking notes.
Announcements
The deadline for the nominations for Service to Mankind is Monday, November 10th. Get your names into Missy Lake.
Pam Sachs no longer has a landline--if you have to contact her call her cell phone number 218-821-1130.
Winter Wonderland
  • Updates to the worker's schedule can now be done online at the Winter Wonderland Volunteer Sign-up page.
  • November 20th Chamber Chow/Sertoma Winter Wonderland joint meeting. DO NOT MEET at Bonanza that Wednesday.
  • People needed for the sales committee to hand deliver invitations to the preview party and to contact current sponsors and update their information.
  • Today Steve Mau acknowledged all the people in attendance who had helped to get 40 of the 50 displays up. Our new exciting Statue of Liberty with fireworks is going to wow them. People who can check bulbs are needed desperately. They plan on working the rest of this week (starting at 10) and into the beginning of next week. Call Steve Mau to check on work schedules.
  • Rain on Thursday postponed the work at the Arboretum. It is re-scheduled for Monday at 9 a.m. when the crew hopes to be able to finish the displays and the bulb checking if enough people show up. Call Steve Mau with questions
    218-851-6381
Pipe and Drape for Career Exploration Day at Cragun's on November 17th Set up is at 6:30 a.m. and includes 130 booths and tables. Take down is November 18th at 5:30 p.m.
Warm clothes for volunteers to have on hand at Winter Wonderland are being requested. If you have a snowmobile suit-etc that you can lend for the season, Andy Holmes will see that it is cleaned and returned to you.
Brainerd Area Sertoma Club Calendar
Got a big event coming up—want to let everyone know?
Please send to Pam Sachs and it will be posted.
eglponys@brainerd.net
Pipe and Drape Schedule
Ceiling Dates
 
Blue Ticket Winner
Raboin Consortium
Pot-O-Gold Winner
ould have been Jeff Hiebert
Attendance                    
Members 78 Guests 6
Guests: Julia Evanson from RELS, Richard Peterson who is helping with WW, and our 4 speakers-Mary Gottsch, Kevin Thesing, Cindy Brey, and Pat Swarthout.
*Everyone is encouraged to bring potential members to a Sertoma meeting with the Club picking up the cost. However, you will be billed $9.50 for any other guests.
Greeter Schedule
Remember: As greeter you have several duties. You need to arrive about 10 minutes early. It is your job to greet people, help them find their badges and sell them a ticket if they wish to participate. The money collected must be divided by the Greeters equally--half goes to the Current Club Treasurer for the social committee and half goes to the Club President along with the bucket of tickets. Be there by 11:45 and call somebody to substitute for you if you can't be there.
Nov. 12 Craig Dunmire, Kim Ellingson, Shannon Fanth
Nov. 20 No Greeters MEETING NOVEMBER 20TH WITH CHAMBER CHOW AT THE ARBORETUM!
Nov. 26 Pete Knight, Gene Farone, Scott Fisher
Sertoman of the Day

Nathan Kempke of Business Information Technology Solutions was today's honored Sertoman. Steve Augustinack encouraged his co-worked Douglas Benzer to join and Doug soon brought him to Sertoma also. He wasn't really sure that this was the organization for him until he volunteered at the vision and hearing screening and began to realize what a huge impact Sertoma has on the Brainerd area. Nathan has lead a nomadic life that took him from his birthplace in Illinois to high school in Pine River, some US army reserve training and service including Germany, and experiences with the Airborn Division. He returned to the area, went to college and then got involved with the family interest in technology. The final result was the establishment of BITs which is located in downtown Brainerd and is a Microsoft Certified Partner specializing in design, installation and administration of business. He and Amy have recently become parents of baby boy Kayden. Amy is a nurse who is working on her RN degree. They live on a hobby farm and raise lots of animals. His most embarrassing moment involved an incident in the army that earned him the nickname "Dual Exhaust".

Of Note
Karla Nelson's happy fine involved an all clear of cancer message from her doctor. Congratulations to Mayor Brian Lehman.

This smiling group of volunteers spent Tuesday helping at Winter Wonderland. Thanks Camp Confidence Crew!!!!!!

Laura Beilke, Bob Ehrich and Cathe Picek received the Believe in Sertoma Award for bringing in a new member.

Business Notes
Business Information Technology Solutions, LLC
Your IT infrastructure is a critical tool for business success. BITS knows that when it goes down so do your profits. Out-sourcing your technology management to BITS can help you feel secure about the technology that empowers your company. BITS techs have the expertise you need to install new systems or repair-upgrade-maintain currently owned technology. Business IT Solutions has partnered with the largest system builder in the channel. Equus Computer Systems, Nobilis brand computers, can be delivered to you and deployed as early as the next business day! If your company is ready to replace that old server or if you are ready for your first server, our staff can configure one tailored to your IT needs. Need new storage solutions? Let Business IT Solutions address your needs and deploy the Network Attached Storage (NAS) or Direct Attached Storage (DAS) that is the best fit.
Rumor Corner 
Today was a quiet day since we had little time for merriment or socializing. In lieu of the usual local humor, here is something to enjoy. TEN PUNS
TEN PUNS
It is said that the ability to make and understand PUNS is the highest level of language development. Here are the top 10 winners in the International Pun Contest.
  1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
  2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
  3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
  5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
  6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
    After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. But why they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
  7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
  8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to 'persuade' them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars. (Oh, so bad!!)
  9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is SO BAD, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
  10. And, finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Photo's
Photos Photos Everywhere New photos go up almost every week on our new Sertoma Photo Gallery. http://sertomaphotos.brainerd.com 
Notes from your President
 
 
If you are not receiving the newsletter notification or the emails announcing special events, please contact Pam Sachs either at 218 829 7761 or eglponys@brainerd.net.
 
Sue VanWagner (suekvw@brainerd.net) is in charge of the Sertoman of the Day schedule. Contact her to take advantage of this great opportunity to share your story and get some free advertising (and no fines for the day). The form is also available here on our website.

Kari Barnes is the go-to person for Pipe and Drape information.

Need awards? Did you lose your pin? Bonnie Cumberland (bcumberland@mailstation.com) is the person in charge of awards and meeting paraphernalia.