Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
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Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota Newsletter - Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
YE OFFICIAL SERTOMA NEWSLETTER
May 10, 2006

 

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Program 
Today was a different meeting with a hoi polloi and a mélange of topics (President Clausen was practicing his French today so Pam decided to add a few words to his new vocabulary). To start with, Dave Clausen gave a brief report on the trip to Dubuque. Two hundred twenty five people attended the convention which was held at the Grand River Center. The Great Plains Region has a total of 3083 members in 79 clubs. Minnesota itself has 1.042 with only 16 clubs in the entire region gaining membership. This was one of the major focuses of the convention, how to expand the Sertoma program. The Great Plains Region raised $388,981 to donate back to their communities.

President Clausen also shared several thank you notes. Thomas Louvey, a fifth grader, thanked us for our help in getting his glasses. Sertoma began this program under the auspices of Jackie McCall. Shari Grave from Confidence Learning Center had only nice things to say about working with the Sertomans at Pipe and Drape Events. She remarked, “For your advice, patience, and support during my first Pipe and Drape events, I thank you!” The American Sign Club was also expressed their gratitude for the monetary donation to the Mixed Blood Theatre performance of “Deaf Duckling”.

And finally on the agenda was Flag Co-Chair Mike Howard. We are still desperately in need of one more flag captain since we have added about 35 new flags this year. Most of the over $12,000 that is raised is profit since this is not a new project. Thanks to the captains who are already on board including Mary Marana/Diane Rook Johnson, Reed Campbell/Joyce Anderson, Gary Walters, and the Rookies. Lowell Carlson and Ernie Friedrichs volunteered to go out and drill the new holes needed for the May 20th Flag Day beginning of the season. Call either Beth Burnard or Mike Howard if you can command this flag team for even just the first event.

Thanks Lee Hills for taking notes.
Announcements
Sertoman of the Day - The whole month of June is open to think up your Sertoman of the Day speech to top Bill Goers Barbie doll in the ear story or John Raboin’s gotcha event today. Sign up with Sandra Bonde.
Ditch Pick was held on Thursday starting at Vacationland Park.  It was quickly finished thanks to all the great volunteers who got the opportunity to enjoy some of the fun new activities at Dave’s place including the brand new NASCAR simulator. This is really a family affair as you can see by the pictures.   John Raboin brought his crew as did Lori Rubin and Paul Heinlen.
May 20 - Hart Walkathon 9:00 is registration 10:00 the walk begins at Nisswa Community Center—sponsor a walker or join in!
May 21 - Swinging Sertomans - We finally have an opportunity to see this great group in action at one of the opening festivities at the Franklin Arts Center. From 5:30-7:00 is a photography exhibit and tours and the band plays at 7:00 with tickets at $10.
May 27 - Parkinson's Research Ride Jinny encouraged us to become involved in this motorcycle ride which will start on May 27th in Randall with a $10 entry fee. She has raffle tickets available and all proceeds go directly to the Mayo Clinic for Parkinson's research.
Brainerd Area Sertoma Club Calendar
Got a big event coming up—want to let everyone know?
Go to the interactive calendar and post it for all to see.
Pipe and Drape Schedule
Where: Pine Tree Patch - Brainerd High School
Set Up: Thursday June 22, 2006 10 a.m.
Take Down: Saturday June 24th 4:30 p.m.
Ceiling Dates
Aug. 12, 2006 Karolina Lojewska/Michael Priebe
Sept. 2, 2006 Eric Bolt & Rena Anderson
Sept. 9, 2006 Jessica McCay/Allen Mulroy
Sept.23, 2006 Roxi Housk & Jamie Olson
Sept.30, 2006

Emily Segler Wedding

Ticket Winner
Pam Bye Consortium
Pot-O-Gold Winner
Would have been Gary Walters
Attendance                    
Members 62 Guests  3
Guests: Matt Hanneken from Dittmer Insurance Agency and Sue Slaybaugh (Integra) - Paula Cotton (Hart) who are joining.
*Everyone is encouraged to bring potential members to a Sertoma meeting with the Club picking up the cost. However, you will be billed $9.50 for any other guests.
Greeter Schedule
Remember: As greeter you have several duties. You need to arrive about 10 minutes early. It is your job to greet people, help them find their badges and sell them a ticket if they wish to participate. The money collected must be divided by the Greeters equally--half goes to the Current Club Treasurer for the social committee and half goes to the Club President along with the bucket of tickets. Be there by 11:45 and call somebody to substitute for you if you can't be there.
May 17 Joyce Anderson, Gus Augustinack, Kari Barnes
May 24 Bryan Barre, Chuck Bartels, Kristin Larson
May 31 Sue Slaybaugh, Paula Cotten, Laura Beilke
Sertoman of the Day
John Raboin proved to us today that attorneys can be tricky. He was railroaded by Steve Mau and decided to get even. When faced with options A, B, or C for his speech we all chose C, the mystery choice. John then simply dug out his extensive notes and read them—the notes consisted of his name. He did share some funny stuff with us however including how to say “I am horny” in Danish and the nude dash across the Air Force Academy square.
Of Note
We have two new members. Sue Slaybaugh is replacing Kevin Wroolie as the Integra representative and Paula Cotton will be taking Linda Turpins spot as the HART representative.
Rumor Corner 
  • Welcome back Kathy Bittner Lee.
  • Think Mother’s Day Buffet at Timber Mist, if you forget Mother’s Day Buffet rhymes with Kevin Donnay.
  • Other new words we learned today included Focacia Ya Ya Ya, County Talk, and No Head. You need to talk to Bartels, Clausen and Gropper in that order for appropriate definitions. Minnehaha means strong woman by the way.
  • Gary Loge was the world’s funniest NASCAR driver at the Ditch Pick!
  • John Raboin was so late for the meeting our President decided he was having butterflies about his speech and decided to stay in the car.
  • Only 8 more weeks of Clausen—we will definitely miss his entertaining ways.
  • Mike Howard still hasn’t lived down his famous faggot speech.
  • Bryan Jelinski thought he would volunteer to drill holes by the other grocery store if we could guarantee striking gas and an explosion.
  • Scott Fisher paid a pajama fine today—for his wife, for more details ask Dave Burggraph.
Photo's
Photos Photos Everywhere New photos go up almost every week on our new MSN Community homepage. This community is for the club, easy to join and gives you the opportunity to add edit or delete any photos that are posted as well as leave messages for fellow Sertomans. It is a good way to thank someone for doing a good job or give them some positive feedback for a big event in their life. If you wish to view the current photographs or check out the new online directory go to:  http://communities.msn.com/BrainerdNoonSertoma/_whatsnew.msnw 
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