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Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota Newsletter - Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
YE OFFICIAL SERTOMA NEWSLETTER
July 24, 2002

2000 Year in Review

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Program 
Landmark VolunteersOur speaker did not show today so there wasn’t a program. Instead, here is some information about a new project going on at Camp Confidence with the Landmark Volunteers. This year the Camp is again among 65 lucky locations in 19 states that is hosting a two week program for these 14 ½ to 18 year old enthusiastic workers. They applied to this non profit organization whose stated goals are to find young people who “are looking for an opportunity to do something for others, to expand their world through community service, and to give something back to society. Camp has put them to work on a much needed project--a patio for the west end of the Mariucci Lodge. Those of us who have been at camp remember it was a rather overgrown area with a large hole. Thompson Concrete donated about 10,000 blocks for the project and the kids are well into the work. They have also been doing some other landscaping and working with program. Landmark VolunteersThe program attempts to involve students in community service at a young age and give them many intangible rewards including an increased sense of self worth as well as community service credits and letters of recommendation that will be useful in their future plans. The group includes 12 volunteers and one team leader: Leah Conn, who is 25 years old ,grew up in Newton MA, and now lives in San Jose, California where she teaches kindergarten. This is her third Landmark trip. Last August she was in Ithaca, NY with a group working at the Paleontological Research Institute. Earlier this summer she supervised a group at Gilmanton Iron Works, NH and worked with Easter Seals Camp Sno-Mo at the Hidden Valley Boy Scout Reservation.

The rest of the volunteers include: Miranda Bryan, 16, Cincinnati OH, Sara Coren, 17, Gladwyne, PA; Bethany Courage, 16, Bethesda, MD; Danny Demeshulam, 17, Bedford, NY; Kaitlin Fox, 14, Lincolnshire, IL; Jacob Goldstein, 17, Pomona, NY; Liana Hultquist, 17, Cary, NC; Jimmy Kelsey, 15, Harwich, MA; Peter Kim, Harrison, NY; Jacob Kovner, 16, Pacific Palisades, CA ;Caitlin Maynard, 17, Convent Station, NJ; and Amy Smith, 15, Annapolis, MD.

Announcements
July 27 - Project Lead in Cedar Rapids, Iowa
July 27 - Relay for Life, starts Friday night at 7 p.m. See Lori Abear Anderson if you wish to participate or donate. Sign up with Lori Abear Anderson for the Relay for Life. She is looking for 15 people to be part of the Sertoma team.
Aug 2 - Camp Sertoma Golf Fundraiser at Vintage in Staples. We are sponsoring a team (Bonnie Franke, Todd Froemming, Kevin Goedker and Deb Ryan were the lucky winners). Karen Owen is looking for team members. Some activity of Camp Sertoma will be part of the fun at the hole the Noon Club is sponsoring. Registration is 10:30 and shotgun start at 12:00. Call Dave Burggraff for more info.
Aug 10 - Project Lead in Huron S.D. Brenda Meech will become a certified Project Lead Trainer during this session. Tami Webb stressed the importance of people like Brenda who are willing to volunteer their time to develop leadership in our Sertoma Clubs.
Sept 4 - New officer induction on the Knotty Bear--will also include the Northern Lakes Sertoma Club.
FAS: Bob Sherman did call about his FAS money but was unable to make the meeting. Bill Mitsch did not win. Pam Sachs donated her FAS winnings from a few weeks back to the Shoes for Haiti fund
 
Ticket Winner
Les Franz
Pot-O-Gold Winner
Paul Gropper
Attendance
Members 58 Guests 6
Greeter Schedule
Remember: Be there by 11:45 and call somebody if you can't. Call Jeff Birks @ 820-5544 if you can't make it.
July 31 Lori Abear Anderson, Steve Augustinack, Melody Banks
August 7 Bryan Barrer, Melody Banks, Chuck Bartels
August 14 Art Becker, Laura Beilke, Dale Benson
 
Sertoman of the Day
 
Notes
Big Mike Boen has a special deal for anyone interesting in helping the Northern Lakes Sertoma Club raise some money-he’s looking for Viking fans.
Applebee’s has selected us as their target charity for the pre grand opening party. We will be receiving invitations to the party which asks for a $5 at the door donation which will go to Sertoma thanks to the efforts of Kathy Christensen.
Dave Bergin, John Raboin, Lez Franz, Gary Walters and Brian LehmanDave Bergin, John Raboin, Lez Franz, Gary Walters and Brian Lehman were perfectly willing to pose for this after Sertoma photo “just because”. Pam thought it would brighten up the page to have some kind of picture. Thanks guys.
RUMOR Corner
The buzz around Sertoma today was who has taken over the harem (Joe Schulte) and whether this means a new head of pipe and drape since the usual manager of the harem was noticeably absent.

Thanks again Sergeants for some great entertainment. Dave’s stand up comedy routine was the highlight of the day. The new word of the day-(ask Brenda Meech to define it) is “beridgerrent”. Brenda got in a great zinger that may cause Todd Alguire to change his first name.

HUMOR Corner
A Modern Parable
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflowers and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman should have long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonalds. And McDonald’s brought forth the 99 cent double cheeseburger and Satan said to Man, “You want fries with that?” And Man said, “Super Size them.” And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her figure that man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt, and Woman gained pounds.

And God said, “Try my crispy fresh salad.” And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert. And Woman gained pounds.

And God said, “I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them.” And Satan brought forth chicken-friend steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change the channels and Man gained pounds.

And God said, “You’re running up the score, Devil.”

And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat friend them and he created sour cream dip.

And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satin saw and said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery ….. And Satan created HMOs. . .

Find a Sawbuck Corner: 
The FAS Program was designed to encourage people to read the newsletter. Even those who attend the meeting can benefit from reviewing the announcements etc. If you find the letters FAS followed by your name, you must call the number provided and just leave a message that you called and attend the next meeting to collect your money. Simple--however 90% of the people never respond.
Photos Photos Everywhere New photos go up almost every week on our new MSN Community homepage. This community is for the club, easy to join and gives you the opportunity to add edit or delete any photos that are posted as well as leave messages for fellow Sertomans. It is a good way to thank someone for doing a good job or give them some positive feedback for a big event in their life. If you wish to view the current photographs or check out the new online directory go to:  http://communities.msn.com/BrainerdNoonSertoma/_whatsnew.msnw 
Pipe and Drape
2002 Pipe and Drape Schedule
Congratulations